Jenn. 18 years old. California.
idk i really love alex and emma stone and lyndsy fonseca. theyre perfect little babies. i like to watch tv and movies and play on the internet okay b y e

where have you been all my miserable life?
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Going #swimming. Live long and #prosper. #spock #startrek #me #personal #hi

ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

jelbertson:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I can’t decide if this is the cutest or saddest thing I’ve seen.

stefansinabox:

day 5: silas this had a kink to it at first but pls let me out of this box

baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times

lxvf:

slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

fun fact

connuh:

naughtily:

kishona:

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

NO STAY, CHUBBY LIL SEAL

AW

or he’s just really fucking scared of you 

what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

it feels like someone…..

WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING